1. 23 December 2009 ยท 10:43 AM

    ayrton did this. he was bored and i think he will get a for his english tmrw. HAHA
    • i went to this shopping mall and met a fake santa.
    • santa : hye kid.
    • me : are you talking to me sir ?
    • santa : im santa *hands wide open*
    • me : u want to hug me ?
    • santa : im just introducing myself.
    • me : well, hye there sir *giggling*
    • santa : its santa ! well lets move on, so what do you wish for christmas young child ?
    • me : im not a child kayy ! im 15, ermmm , wish? i wish for a real santa .
    • santa : "*speechless*
    • me : hello? *stareing at him curiously*
    • santa : okay child im working here , you better tell me what u want or just leave . theres a long line behind you now . your a waste of time .
    • me : what the ? u ask me what i want and i said i want a real santa .
    • santa : aint i real to you ? im santa .
    • me : but aint a real santa that rides an awesome flying thinggy!
    • santa : your pissing me off ! *sweating badly*
    • me : so? punch me if you dare "SANTA" !
    • santa : *stand up, took off his beard and went away*
    • me : well what did i do wrong now ? wierd santa this mall have here .
    • 10 minutes later .
    • policemen : excuse boy , did you see this guy , i heard he went dressing in a santa costume .
    • me : i saw him just some minutes ago , i think he went that way *pointing left*
    • policemen : thanks kid .
    • me : your welcome ? so whats up with this guy ?
    • policemen : his a fugitive that ran away from court 2 days ago , he was a theft !
    • me : okay . bye .
    • policemen : i aint finish with my story . so ....
    • me : i said bye okay! so shut your filthy mouth cop-man.
    • policemen : that was rude kid !
    • me : HYE! THATS THE GUY YOUR LOOKING FOR!
    • policemen : *finding , looking left to right*
    • me : *wispering* well i better get going. (ran away)
    • policemen : where the boy ?
    • THE END! hahahaha.